So if you read about that teenager in South Carolina who was planning to blow up his school, some new information has emerged about him:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/teen.charged.ap/index.html
Yes that's right folks. He planned to die and go to Heaven and kill Jesus. I found this link through digg.com, and there were some pretty good comments. One person noted that "Jesus has a respawn time of 3 days." (a reference to video games, where your 'spawn time' is how long it takes for you to re-enter the game after dying).
Another insightful poster noted that Jesus is like some sort of "reverse-zombie", because "he rises from the dead, but the living feast on his flesh and drink his blood."
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